partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

cumbercolllective:

Sherlock has more letters than it does episodes.

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

buckin-love:

05/22/2013 x

krokodile:

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

yep

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

A mental mind fuck can be nice.

nippled:

*trips and falls over nothing* date me

that-blog-around-the-corner: