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nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

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81,117 notes10.219:53 PM • Source: fedorathexplorer

lyxdelsic:

the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because

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yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”

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oops i guess thats all of you

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i..

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didnt you use the internet to create this website…?

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breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!

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what

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are you even..?

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yeah people that try to make friends are goths

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wow

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WOW

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116,756 notes10.219:08 PM • Source: lyxdelsic

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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736,884 notes10.219:07 PM • Source: trust-me-im-satan
#yep

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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300,693 notes10.219:06 PM • Source: clgdoublelifts
mynameisbibliophile:

theautumnmix:

The words on this page mean so much to me

This made my heart ache so bad.

mynameisbibliophile:

theautumnmix:

The words on this page mean so much to me

This made my heart ache so bad.

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882 notes10.219:06 PM • Source: theautumnmix
vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

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157,213 notes10.217:21 PM • Source: pleatedjeans

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

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56,161 notes10.217:18 PM • Source: jabletown

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

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76,741 notes10.217:18 PM • Source: thelilnan
ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

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84,500 notes10.217:18 PM • Source: ruinedchildhood
zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

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123,974 notes10.217:17 PM • Source: daddymikeyway

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

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81,830 notes10.217:17 PM • Source: ejacurlate
104,869 notes10.216:51 PM • Source: babykanima

fin-gets-clever-in-latin:

THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

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