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3,740 notes7.294:00 PM • Source: tastefullyoffensive


when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home


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217,919 notes7.293:59 PM • Source: bnaksy


why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be



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157,406 notes7.293:59 PM • Source: pinkhairedgoddess


one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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26,443 notes7.293:59 PM • Source: dildotho


do you realize the Captain America 2 title is actually just Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes

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My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth



My roommate bought black toilet paper.

(via spaceships2starkids)

18,284 notes7.299:00 AM • Source: best-of-imgur


i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

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17,368 notes7.299:00 AM • Source: hi
280,851 notes7.298:53 AM • Source: britishprostitute



Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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176,249 notes7.2710:37 AM • Source: inner--utopia


 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
The character I would totally smooch: 
The character I’d want to be like: 
The character I’d slap: 
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I despise: 

(via kierenwalker-and-simonmonroe)

19,487 notes7.2710:37 AM • Source: legenddean
537 notes7.2710:37 AM • Source: imgreenday


"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

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55,109 notes7.2710:37 AM • Source: homebeccer


Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via thatswhatpeoplefondue)

277,518 notes7.2710:37 AM • Source: palegem
365 notes7.2710:36 AM • Source: bene-batch