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graylees:

laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

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voidas:

this is so sad

voidas:

this is so sad

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ajunkiesloins:

soratrick:

merederpien:

ronaldweasley:

HE WAS A LORD

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AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL

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CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?

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omfg crying

HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/kelseywolf/quirrell.jpg

HE TOOK BALLET

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

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HE WAS EVIL

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HE’D NEVER TELL

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SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL

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51,706 notes4.228:05 PM • Source: ronaldweasley
thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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264,710 notes4.227:58 PM
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wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
70,502 notes4.227:58 PM • Source: dannyrandy

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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49,050 notes4.227:58 PM • Source: casspie

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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41,359 notes4.227:57 PM • Source: micromys

The road so far…

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coalgirls:

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dennys is becoming too powerful

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steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

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37,297 notes4.227:56 PM • Source: rune-midgarts

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

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57,901 notes4.227:55 PM • Source: nygrd
#doctor who

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