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mosieran:

Does your beard hang low?

mosieran:

Does your beard hang low?

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#the hobbit #hehehehhe
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couslands:

Dragonsreach

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#skyrim

There was a time I loved to do romantic things, and I quite liked it. I had a girlfriend at university, she studied French and Italian, we were dating for some time. And her study included living and working in Paris for 6 months. She asked me to go to Paris on the weekend with her and help to settle down. I told her that I couldn’t because I had a very important audition which I couldn’t shift. To tell the truth my movie career was depended on this audition in that moment. I was told to come there on Saturday evening and if I hadn’t shown up I would have never got my hand near it. On Saturday I was on my way to the studio but I turned around in the last moment and went to King’s Cross, took the “Eurostar” and darted to Paris. Of course, I decided to come as a surprise and while riding I stayed connected with her friend. At last I was in Paris and by her friend’s tip-off I found them in the Luxembourg Gardens where they were buying an ice cream. My girlfriend was standing in front of a stand with different flavours of ice cream and couldn’t decide which one to choose. I came, stood up behind her and gently whispered: “It’s a hard choice, isn’t it?” There was more sense and irony for me in this phrase that it might seem at first sight. My deed was even too romantic as my girlfriend had almost fainted from fear. Since then I’ve become more careful in romantic actions. Who knows how my career would have formed if I had gone to that audition?

Tom Hiddleston

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nerdylovernr1hitomi:

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

this filled a space in my heart I didn’t know I had

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

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27,810 notes7.247:44 PM • Source: jibblyuniverse
How to Train your Dragon 2 → Valka + Dragons.

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weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:


PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt3.) Pink snootnose4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul5.) Cat

weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

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229,926 notes7.247:44 PM • Source: sdzoo

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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117,396 notes7.247:44 PM • Source: strivingking
Anonymous asked, "Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

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Years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute
—Edgar Allan Poe, “To” (via feellng)

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frlg:

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thanks

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suriella:

dennys:

Split into bits, baby.

what the fuck dennys

suriella:

dennys:

Split into bits, baby.

what the fuck dennys

964 notes7.2310:54 PM • Source: dennys

randombrethren:

Do not tease children about their crushes.

Do not tease children about their crushes.

Do not tease children about their crushes.

DO NOT TEASE CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CRUSHES.

DO NOT TEACH CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE THAT THEIR EMOTIONS ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON ARE INVALID.

DO NOT TEACH CHILDREN THAT IF THEY TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THESE EMOTIONS, THEY WILL ONLY BE MOCKED.

JUST STOP.

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105,436 notes7.2310:54 PM • Source: randombrethren